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Posted 9 months ago

Couldn’t Have Said It Better Myself: 9 - 5 Red Sox!

livefasttdieyoung:

Fuck yes!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted 10 months ago
Canvas Alley rooftop view. If I could afford season tixx, I’d probably get them right around here. Zoom

Canvas Alley rooftop view. If I could afford season tixx, I’d probably get them right around here.

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Posted 10 months ago
At just $3, there’s no doubt that frozen lemonde (as they call it) is the best buy at Fenway. Not to mention that it’s not exactly something you can sneak in in your shorts. I like to stick one in my pants for a few minutes, cool off, then crush it like a python. Pun intended, but I’m pretty sure that’s not a pun. Zoom

At just $3, there’s no doubt that frozen lemonde (as they call it) is the best buy at Fenway. Not to mention that it’s not exactly something you can sneak in in your shorts. I like to stick one in my pants for a few minutes, cool off, then crush it like a python. Pun intended, but I’m pretty sure that’s not a pun.

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Posted 10 months ago
Fenway Code Of Conduct Rule #1 - Avoid all BALLS in play. Zoom

Fenway Code Of Conduct Rule #1 - Avoid all BALLS in play.

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Posted 1 year ago
Copperfields - where the beer gives you gas, and the beer gives you gas. A Fenway tradition for some, and a place that smells like a piss-infested torture chamber to others. I work almost directly next to this place, and for the life of me can’t pinpoint the type of Red Sox fan that frequents tis place. There are the commuters, who pick it (I think) because it’s the closest beer to the Fenway T stop. Then there are the regulars (just kidding). Not sure why I rolled through before tonight’s Sox on Sox showdown, but I will say it’s a tad cleaner than last time I stopped by. Gotta give credit where it’s due, and in the case of this place, at least there’s room to relax before piling into Fenway with 30,000 animals. Bottoms up. Zoom

Copperfields - where the beer gives you gas, and the beer gives you gas. A Fenway tradition for some, and a place that smells like a piss-infested torture chamber to others.

I work almost directly next to this place, and for the life of me can’t pinpoint the type of Red Sox fan that frequents tis place. There are the commuters, who pick it (I think) because it’s the closest beer to the Fenway T stop. Then there are the regulars (just kidding).

Not sure why I rolled through before tonight’s Sox on Sox showdown, but I will say it’s a tad cleaner than last time I stopped by. Gotta give credit where it’s due, and in the case of this place, at least there’s room to relax before piling into Fenway with 30,000 animals. Bottoms up.

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Posted 1 year ago
This shit is both awesome and dead-on. There’s no lamer fan in Red Sox Nation than me, but at least I got my dick wet during a shitty season. Back off newbies… musingsfromalazymind: Heh. This happens almost every year, because the Sox are one of the “cool” teams to suddenly start being a fan of. But this season I predict a much larger than average bandwagon jump.

This shit is both awesome and dead-on. There’s no lamer fan in Red Sox Nation than me, but at least I got my dick wet during a shitty season. Back off newbies…

musingsfromalazymind:

Heh. This happens almost every year, because the Sox are one of the “cool” teams to suddenly start being a fan of. But this season I predict a much larger than average bandwagon jump.

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Posted 1 year ago
POV Red Sox porn. Never thought I’d see the day… Zoom

POV Red Sox porn. Never thought I’d see the day…

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Posted 1 year ago

I Kind Of Like Pink B-Hats - Especially Ones That Smell Like Watermelon

Every now and then readers send me questions, which is hilarious since I don’t know much about anything. But with that said; I’ve received quite a few inquiries about the pink Sox hat phenomenon/epidemic, so I guess some folks consider me to be some sort of expert on bandwagon fans who favor pastel accessories. Here’s a note that showed up recently:

On Baseball Think Factory’s newsblog today, I read some nasty comments by self-perceived “real” Red Sox fans blaming “pink hats” fans (i.e. young women & BU students) for ruining the Fenway experience. I’ve read this stuff before, but I’m wondering if you ever see clashes in the stands @ Fenway along those lines.

Although I don’t really dig pink gear in general, I don’t find vaginally colored head gear to be such a major problem in Red Sox Nation. First of all: because there’s such a constant fuss made over them, few dingbats actually sport them at games. Secondly: with or without pink hats, it’s obvious which chicks are at Fenway just for image and/or gold-digging purposes. Questions like “How come baseball doesn’t have a quarterback?” give them away every time.

Similar to how some Sox fans think they own the rights to “Sweet Caroline” (whereas it’s in fact sung in at least eight MLB stadiums), this pink hat controversy goes on everywhere. I’ll have to consult a professional psychologist to verify this, but the bitching is mostly just another way for guys to flex superficial superiority over something that doesn’t really matter whatsoever. Go ahead and wear your pink hats ladies. For a fellow Sox fan-come-lately, I find them to be almost as sexy as your B-clad G-strings.

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Posted 1 year ago

Five Haikus About How Much I Missed The Red Sox While They Were On The Road

Oh my dear Red Sox

Without games at Fenway Park

I just rub all day



I don’t mind watching

Sox games on television

But it’s not the same



How come all you guys

always get hurt on the road?

Fuck is up with that?



I guess I’ve learned

how to stop worrying and

love Boston baseball



Tampa Bay again?

Didn’t you show these fuckers

who was boss last time?

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Posted 1 year ago

Why Don’t The Red Sox Have Cheerleaders?

It just dawned on me - as I was trying to figure out how to incorporate more sex onto this blog - that the Red Sox don’t have cheerleaders. Here I am, trying to get into sports for the first time ever, and the only thing I’ve ever liked about sports isn’t involved. Dang.

While I’m sure that many of you who clicked this just to look at these sublime asses will give not-so-good traditionalist reasons as to why the Sox don’t have fly girls, I’m disappointed nonetheless. If the Marlins can have the Mermaids, then we can have the Sox Knockers.

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Posted 1 year ago

Daniel Nava Needs A Theme Song

Anyone who watched this weekend’s series against the Phillies knows that newcomer Daniel Nava is likely to be a problem (for other teams, that is). As sentimental columnists (and even I) can’t stop reminding people, the kid smacked the first major league pitch he ever faced for a grand slam.

Considering his performance yesterday and today - he came through with a big single in the ninth this afternoon - it looks like Nava will be around for a minute. Even if he floats back down to the minors for a little longer, he’ll be back, and, as a nice complement, fans are already lying and claiming to have been watching him in the minors for years.

All of which is exactly why he needs some new at-bat jams. Today they had homeboy coming out to some corny southern hip-hop, and it just didn’t fit. Much respect to the kid if he likes Lil Jon, but I doubt that’s the case. The disc was probably just left in from one of the many dudes with bad taste in his new batting line-up.

If anybody has a good idea about what should play when Boston’s new underdog hero approaches the plate, please share. I’m doing some brainstorming myself, and will be revisiting this for sure. Hopefully we’ll be able to get the message up the food chain: Daniel Nava Needs A New Theme Song.

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Posted 1 year ago
Ah ha! This might be the best reason yet for me to find my inner Sox fan. I know I say that every time I find a hot pic of a chick wearing this shirt, but this particular tamale might be the finest specimen I’ve seen. Check the web link below, too - seems it’s not so bad being a Philly fan, either (unless, of course, you have a problem with watching your team get rocked two nights in a row). (via allthingsvspink) Zoom

Ah ha! This might be the best reason yet for me to find my inner Sox fan. I know I say that every time I find a hot pic of a chick wearing this shirt, but this particular tamale might be the finest specimen I’ve seen. Check the web link below, too - seems it’s not so bad being a Philly fan, either (unless, of course, you have a problem with watching your team get rocked two nights in a row).

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Posted 1 year ago
I’m not so sure about this one. As much as my book might benefit from proposing to someone at Fenway Park, I’m not quite there yet - relationship or baseball wise. Do people really do this all the time? I haven’t seen such a courtship go down, but I wouldn’t put it past a lot of you. If you’re going to get engaged at Fenway, let me know first. I want to write about it. Or - if you have dope seats and want to marry me, maybe we can work something out. alittlecometart: Aw. That’s sweet. I wouldn’t mind getting married at Fenway and having the reception in the EMC. Dang. :D Zoom

I’m not so sure about this one. As much as my book might benefit from proposing to someone at Fenway Park, I’m not quite there yet - relationship or baseball wise. Do people really do this all the time? I haven’t seen such a courtship go down, but I wouldn’t put it past a lot of you. If you’re going to get engaged at Fenway, let me know first. I want to write about it. Or - if you have dope seats and want to marry me, maybe we can work something out.

alittlecometart:

Aw. That’s sweet. I wouldn’t mind getting married at Fenway and having the reception in the EMC. Dang. :D

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Posted 1 year ago

Anybody Else Notice That The Sox Are Kicking Much Ass?

Just thought I’d remind everyone. Seems that heads are (understandably) hung up on hoops; that’s cool and all, but when I started this project I was kind of expecting that people would give a shit about baseball, and maybe even want to rap about it at the water cooler. Guess I’ll have to wait for the Celtics to bury L.A.

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