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Posted 9 months ago

Couldn’t Have Said It Better Myself: 9 - 5 Red Sox!

livefasttdieyoung:

Fuck yes!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted 11 months ago

Not Sure Why, But I Thought Sox Mobster Fans Might Enjoy My Badass Feature On Beer Pong

Mikey Connors of Peabody growls at his opponents from across the folding table. Whipping the crowd into hysterics, the beer-pong heavyweight steps back from the edge and starts to kick his heels up like a bull about to charge. He lets out a vicious bark. With fans behind velvet ropes stomping around in spilled suds, Connors tucks his head down, lunges, and launches himself forward so that he’s horizontally airborne. Executing a rare trick shot of questionable legality, he slam-dunks the ping-pong ball into the last remaining plastic cup and crashes through the eight-foot table, leaving nothing but a puddle of skunked beer and twisted metal in his wake.

READ IT ALL HERE

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Posted 1 year ago

One Dollar Hot Dogs At Progressive Field Tonight

This One Dollar Hot Dog Night at Cleveland’s Progressive Field for this evening’s game against the Sox raises a few thoughts and questions:

1 - After last night, here’s to hoping that at least a few Tribe fans will choke on their dollar dogs.

2 - Have the Sox ever been so generous as to offer up relatively inexpensive processed meats?

3 - How many discount dogs does it take to wash down a 3-1 defeat in this series?

4 - If Flo from the Progressive commercials shows up, will someone jam a few of these up her ass for me?

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Posted 2 years ago

Red Sox Infographics For That Ass

My search for intelligent life in Red Sox Nation led me to artist/infographicographer Craig Robinson’s absolutely amazing web site, Flip Flop Fly Ball.

I’m sure that you all already know about this dude - and I’m like the guy who walks into the party and is like, “Have you guys ever heard of this Dane Cook guy? Boy is he awesome!”

But if it’s new to you, too, then go ahead and enjoy. I just spent about an hour checking out this site. I especially dig this one…

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Posted 2 years ago

Why Do Baseball Managers Wear Uniforms?

Before this exercise, I admit that I spent very little time thinking about baseball. On the list of asinine things I pay attention to, America’s pastime registered somewhere between John Tesh’s music career and snuff porn starring former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani.

That said - I have spent many hours wondering why these old bastards squeeze into tight uniforms just to stand on the sidelines. If it makes sense for baseball managers to sport cleats and stirrups, then should hoops coaches wear hi-tops?

Furthermore; Should hockey coaches ride the bench in skates and shoulderpads? Maybe all college football coaches should start carrying guns, and lacrosse coaches should listen to Dave Matthews and rape strippers.

Don’t get me wrong; I’m sure that women are completely thrilled to see the outline of Terry Francona’s nut sack every time he comes onto the field. It’s just that there’s no reason for it, and I’m pretty sure I can’t be convinced otherwise.

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Posted 2 years ago

It’s On!!! The Sox Mobster’s First Beef - with an “Experimental Twins Fan”

I can’t believe my eyes right now. Really - is somebody out there fucking with me? Is that you Ashton?

You ready? Here it is: Some dude already jacked my idea. You can catch him at Experimental Twins Fan - also powered by Tumblr.

Now I’m aware that I’m not the first person to do a project like this. Most famously, Bill Buford spent a season with soccer barbarians in Among the Thugs.

But really; this kid started his blog two days after I launched mine. His intro has some other explanation, but fuck that - especially now that he’s talking shit:

experimentaltwinsfan:

We gave you one.

We also gave the White Sox one.

It doesn’t matter what color your sox are, The Twins will still come out on top.

watch…….

Now it’s on - and it’s on because I said so. Lick my twins you biter; another Boston beat-down awaits…

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Posted 2 years ago

What Does the Rule Book Say About: Saying Anything At All Critical About Jerry Remy?

Jerry Remy

Before you unleash a firestorm on me for insulting your favorite broadcaster, let me be completely clear: I HAVE NOTHING AT ALL AGAINST JERRY REMY. I’m not familiar enough with dude to refer to him as Rem-Dawg (just yet), but from what I’ve seen so far he seems like a nice enough guy.

That said; here’s my question: Does anyone have the slightest problem with homeboy using his position with the team and goodwill with fans to clock so many ducats? I understand that he’s everybody’s best friend, and that capitalism is a God-given right, and blah blah blah - but really - Remy makes a pretty penny off your love.

Finally; I’m not asking if I should hate, like, loathe, or love this guy. I’ll come to that decision on my own, once I get jealous of how much dough his new restaurant is raking in. What I want to know if anyone’s ever gone there before, or if Remy really is like the universally adored Snoop Dogg of Red Sox Nation.

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