How I learned to stop worrying & love the Sox

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So what you’re saying is that most Americans are bandwagon douchebags with big city dreams. Well - we already knew that there were at least 59, 017, 382 imbeciles out there.
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Harris Poll: Yankees edge Red Sox as America’s favorite team
- American baseball fans voted the Yankees as their favorite team in baseball for the ninth consecutive year, edging the Red Sox (2d) for the third year in a row, according to The Harris Poll.

So what you’re saying is that most Americans are bandwagon douchebags with big city dreams. Well - we already knew that there were at least 59, 017, 382 imbeciles out there.

boston:

Harris Poll: Yankees edge Red Sox as America’s favorite team

- American baseball fans voted the Yankees as their favorite team in baseball for the ninth consecutive year, edging the Red Sox (2d) for the third year in a row, according to The Harris Poll.

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Posted on Tuesday, July 12 2011. Tagged with: New York YankessSox Yankees Feud
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How I learned to stop worrying & love the Sox Several healthcare professionals have warned that I'll have a heart-attack unless I seek help for my psychotic hatred of pro sports.

As such, since I work less than one block from Fenway Park, I decided that the only remedy is all-out assimilation. During the 2010 season I hit 43 home games, and have since been referring to the Sox as "we" and engaging in all sorts of other foreign rituals.

Stick with me through my struggle to become a Sox fan, as I force-chug hella beer to numb myself like strippers do before they hit the pole. This is no joke. This is for survival, and for my book, "How I Learned to Stop Worrying & Love the Sox," which drops in 2012.

-Chris Faraone


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