So I’m behind enemy lines at Yankee Stadium this past Friday - more on that coming shortly - and I notice a familiar face pop up on the screen above the noodle stand. It’s Bob Kaufman from Bob’s Discount Furniture, who, if I remember correctly, is also in bed with the Red Sox.
I’m pretty sure that this IS NOT okay. The fucking guy’s in pinstripes in this picture, for Chrissakes. As far as background, Bob’s is a Connecticut-based operation, which means that he’s allowed to go either way. But with that said, he shouldn’t be able to have it both ways.
Several healthcare professionals have warned that I'll have a heart-attack unless I seek help for my psychotic hatred of pro sports.
