It’s On!!! The Sox Mobster’s First Beef - with an “Experimental Twins Fan”
I can’t believe my eyes right now. Really - is somebody out there fucking with me? Is that you Ashton?
You ready? Here it is: Some dude already jacked my idea. You can catch him at Experimental Twins Fan - also powered by Tumblr.
Now I’m aware that I’m not the first person to do a project like this. Most famously, Bill Buford spent a season with soccer barbarians in Among the Thugs.
But really; this kid started his blog two days after I launched mine. His intro has some other explanation, but fuck that - especially now that he’s talking shit:
We gave you one.
We also gave the White Sox one.
It doesn’t matter what color your sox are, The Twins will still come out on top.
watch…….
Now it’s on - and it’s on because I said so. Lick my twins you biter; another Boston beat-down awaits…
Several healthcare professionals have warned that I'll have a heart-attack unless I seek help for my psychotic hatred of pro sports.
As such, since I work less than one block from Fenway Park, I decided that the only remedy is all-out assimilation. During the 2010 season I hit 43 home games, and have since been referring to the Sox as "we" and engaging in all sorts of other foreign rituals.
Stick with me through my struggle to become a Sox fan, as I force-chug hella beer to numb myself like strippers do before they hit the pole. This is no joke. This is for survival, and for my book, "How I Learned to Stop Worrying & Love the Sox," which drops in 2012.
-Chris Faraone
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My First Game - and "We" Won
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